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To: tejek who wrote (160721)2/12/2003 4:05:49 PM
From: d[-_-]b  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1576159
 
tejek,

re:And I would like to know who cuts Kim Jong's hair......

Where does he get those elevator shoes?

hardboiled.org

tabloid tidbits:
Rarely makes public appearances and is given to making self-deprecatory remarks on his diminutive stature (“Well, what do you think of my physique? Small as a midget’s dropping, aren’t I?”). He sports a funny hairdo, wears elevator shoes, and loves women, liquor, foreign films (he has amassed a 20,000 title film library), and partying. Reputedly engrosses himself in film projects until night when he then holds drunken orgies with the actors and actresses. Also runs groups of 2,000 women called “pleasure teams” to provide sexual pleasure, massage services, and song and dance performances for himself and party officials. He is also said to possess the ability to manipulate time. Magical powers must run in the family, as his father was able to manipulate space!

childhood:
According to the Kim Jong-Il cult of personality, lightning, thunder, a loud booming noise, and the appearance of double rainbows marked his birth on Mt. Paek-du (a sacred mountain in Korean legends). In reality, he was born in the Siberian city of Khabarovsk. No rainbows reported that day. Never a proficient military leader, a young Kim Jong-Il attended the East German Air Force Academy only to flunk out.