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To: ManyMoose who wrote (4)	2/14/2003 10:01:01 AM
From: Gut Trader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 22

The Dow will Dump The Broker will Jump Pensions be toast Cats make nice roast Dipsters be Brave Just be another slave Markets can't be timed Out of fear of bein' slimed Gawd damn it Nothin farkin rhymes with Orange

To: ManyMoose who wrote (4)	2/14/2003 10:04:19 AM
From: Gut Trader	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 22

'Ode To An Oasik' Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun, and the story books are full --- But the strangest tale concerns the male, magnificent walrus bull! I know it's rude, quite common and crude, Perhaps it is grossly unkind; But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast, is as ugly in front as behind. Look once again, take a second look -- then you'll see he is not ugly or vile -- There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin -- and the eyes have a sly secret smile. How can this be, this clandestine glee that exudes from the walrus like music He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide lies a splendid contrivance - the Oasik! "Oasik" you say -- and quite well you may, I'll explain if you keep it between us; In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth "Oasik" is, in fact, his penis! Now the size of this Walrus bone, would indeed arouse envious thinking -- Is it also a fact, documented and backed, There is never a softening or shrinking! This, then, is why the smile is so sly, the walrus is rightfully proud. Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid, Pray, why, is not man so endowed? Add to this, is a smile you might miss -- Though the bull is entitled to bow -- The one to out smile our bull by a mile is the satisfied walrus cow!