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To: Scrapps who wrote (21910)	2/15/2003 6:40:04 PM
From: David Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 22053

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently, no one has performed a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, after original and proprietary research, we are proud to present the following results: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent....................187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands......................... 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth.........................85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection........................ 6 Calories Without an erection................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................ 12 Calories 69 lying down......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up....................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow.......................... 216 Calories Doggy Style.......................... 326 Calories Italian chandelier................... 912 Calories ORGASMS: Real................................. 112 Calories Fake................................. 315 Calories POST-ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories Getting up immediate............................ 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old.......................... 36 Calories 30-39 years.............................. 80 Calories 40-49 years............................. 124 Calories 50-59 years............................. 972 Calories 60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 70 and over............................ Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly.................................... 32 Calories In a hurry................................ 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door.... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door..... 3521 Calories