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Politics : Your Thoughts Regarding France? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: James F. Hopkins who wrote (74)2/16/2003 4:28:47 PM
From: Eashoa' M'sheekha  Respond to of 662
 
>>back door channels put us on the same page<<

Sauna Summit in Paris

George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.

President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped.

The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand. “

By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him incredulously.

It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman's posterior.

When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment:

"Marie sainte!I'm think I'm getting a FAX!!."

Always keep an eye on those " back door channels " James..

heh heh heh