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To: sandintoes who wrote (26700)	2/16/2003 9:17:07 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 62549

LOL!!!! Slight translation problem? Just left off three little letters. :-) And now back to our regularly scheduled non-hot-button-politics jokes.... Sort of. -------------------------------------------------------------- A dedicated Longshoremen's Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" he asked. She replied, "The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00." she replied. "That's more like it!!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then, pointing to an 85 year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority." ------------------------------------------------------------- If a certain friend of mine sees that and desires credit, he/she need only speak up. Yes, I know it's stolen, but since you sent it in PM, I'm not sure wanted your good name associated with it.