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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (26711)	2/17/2003 8:10:21 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62549

Subject: The Top 10 ::: He Said and She Said....... 10) He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? * * * * * * * * * * (9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money. * * * * * * * * * * ( 8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded. * * * * * * * * * (7) He said... Two inches more, and I would be king She said...Two inches less, and you'd be queen. * * * * * * * * * (6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not." * * * * * * * * * (5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart." * * * * * * * * * (4) Priest said... 'I don' t think you will ever find another man like your late husband. She said... 'Who's gonna look? * * * * * * * * * (3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror. * * * * * * * * (2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. * * * * * * * * * * And the number (1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you said not to call you at work.