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To: Secret_Agent_Man who wrote (67481)	2/26/2003 4:46:01 PM
From: bcrafty	Respond to of 209892

Crusader, "they'll never collect" Reminds me of an old joke A dying man summons his three most trusted friends to his bedside: his minister, his doctor and his lawyer. He says "they say you can't take it with you, but I'm sure going to try. To hell with all of my heirs, I'm giving you each one million dollars cash, and at the wake after I pass away I want you to put it inside my casket so I can be buried with it." He gave them the money, passed away, and the funeral was held. After the service, the three men talked and the minister said "I have a confession to make. I only put 750K in the casket because our overseas missionaries needed some help, and I'm sure our friend would have wanted God's work to go on." The doctor said, "well, that makes me feel better: the children's hospital needed a new ward, so I spent 500K towards that project and put the rest in the casket." The lawyer turned to them and said "I am appalled at the lack of integrity of both of you: I put my check for the entire million dollars in the casket."