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To: Les H who wrote (227141)3/11/2003 12:42:52 PM
From: Les H  Respond to of 436258
 
U.N. inspectors now focusing attention on nude protesters in search of weapons of mass erections

As U.N. inspectors prepare for what could be a quick exit from Iraq, certain members have now begun investigating the recent surge of nude protests organizing around the world. Top UN inspector Dr Hans Blix has personally taken control of this operation asking inspectors for clear, informative and illustrated reports outlining these groups' actions. He has expressed he would personally like to lead an in-depth investigation into these nude vigilantes.

Of course this investigation has already come up against strong opposition. Many members of the now fleeing Iraqi human shield operation have stepped up to protect these protestors. Many Hollywood celebrities have also stepped up in support of these groups. "I am willing to lay my life down to protect these naked…naked…oh so naked, where was I going with this?" claimed Actor Sean Penn. Oprah Winfrey has be announced as coordinator of the celebrity nudity human shield operation. Leaders of the nude organizations have expressed then thanks to Oprah for her support but have asked her many, many times not to join in.