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To: techguerrilla who wrote (14435)	3/12/2003 3:41:22 PM
From: techguerrilla	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 89467

Saddam Hussein CB (most entertaining) CORNED BEEF BRIGADE Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Patrick down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on ya!" "Well, Patrick," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Patrick, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" Saddam paused. "I must tell you Patrick, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begorra!" said Patrick. "I'll have to ring ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Patrick called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Patrick?" Saddam asked. "Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor." Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Patrick, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." "Saints presarve us!" said Patrick. "I'll have to get back to ya." Sure enough, Patrick rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple a shotguns in the cockpit, and four lads from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!" Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Patrick, that I have 1,000 bombers and 2,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jasus, Mary, and Joseph!" said Patrick, "I'll have to ring ya back." Sure enough, Patrick called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," said Patrick, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch o' pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."