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To: Lino... who wrote (11697)	3/12/2003 1:19:30 PM
From: Lino...	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 11802

What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes. "A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The bartender says, "HEY! You can't bring that pig in here." The Frenchwoman says, "Excuse me...but that's a duck." The bartender says back, "Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck." What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training? How to surrender in at least 10 languages. What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so they can see the war. Why does Nike like the French Army? Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes. Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly? It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S. Going to war without the French on your side is like going hunting without an accordian. A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!" A French rifle is for sale on e-bay. It's never been fired but I heard it's been dropped once. Rumor has it that those French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. Just in case they're attacked from behind, that's where the forward gear comes in handy.... :)