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To: abuelita who wrote (24700)	3/16/2003 9:40:46 AM
From: Clappy	Respond to of 104155

I wouldn't be surprised if they were marching along with you somewhere in that crowd. -Clappy

To: abuelita who wrote (24700)	3/16/2003 10:00:16 AM
From: Clappy	Respond to of 104155

Jack sent me another good one: > Advice to Women: > >If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing >it apart to remove the sports section, buy a dog. > >If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over >the joy of seeing you, buy a dog. > >If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it, buy a dog. > >If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long >and wherever you want, buy a dog. > >If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon >which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the >neighbors, buy a dog. > >If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a damn >about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies, >buy a dog. > >If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm >your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, buy a dog. > >If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care >if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, with breasts or >without, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening >to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually, buy a dog. > >But, on the other hand, >If you want someone >who will never come when you call, >ignores you totally when you come home, >leaves hair all over the place, >walks all over you, >runs around all night, >only comes home to eat and sleep, >and acts as if your entire existence >is solely to ensure his happiness, > >Buy a cat. >(Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental)