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To: kodiak_bull who wrote (19179)	3/20/2003 10:18:07 AM
From: Esoteric1	Respond to of 23153

OMG 10.25 X 10.39 Very nice action. data.island.com

To: kodiak_bull who wrote (19179)	3/20/2003 10:27:15 AM
From: kodiak_bull	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 23153

I took all of yesterday, from 5:30 a.m. to late at night, off to go skiing yesterday, and came home surprised to find the bombing (and surrendering) had already started. I notice that the "coalition of the willing" is growing, even as we speak/type/etc. It would be great if you could bet on the Super Bowl after the first quarter, wouldn't it? Even our old friend and ally, France, brave and true as always, is raising a limp wrist and signalling, with that tired old boulevardier's smile, that he, too, will claim bragging rights as part of the coalition when all the dust is settled and hydrocarbon concessions in the liberated territoires is being discussed. And why not France, sacre bleu! For your entertainment: "IDIOTS AT WORK: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just sig ned on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there anymore. IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. IDIOT SIGHTING #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" She smiled knowingly and added, "That's why w e ask." IDIOT SIGHTING #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" IDIOT SIGHTING #3: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. IDIOT SIGHTING #4: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. IDIOT SIGHTING #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."