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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (33939)3/23/2003 7:50:34 PM
From: Techplayer  Respond to of 57110
 
Thanks. I will look at them.



To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (33939)3/24/2003 9:06:53 AM
From: Neenny  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 57110
 
This is going to be the theme for the next Survivor show:

Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car & 4 kids each,
one kid in each group will have ADD,
the second will be moody and withdrawn,
the third will have continuing problems with toilet training,
the forth will be mostly normal but given to tantrums over every minor transgression by the siblings,
for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays 2 sports, refuses to clean their room and either takes music or dance classes.
There is no access to fast food, maid service or help from parents and
in-laws.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
etc.,etc.

The men only have access to TV when the kids are asleep & all chores are done.
There is only 1 TV between them & there is no remote.
The men must shave their legs, armpits and wear makeup daily, Which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making 4 lunches.
They must also wear restrictive clothing that fastens in the back
And wear uncomfortable shoes that tend towards twisting an ankle.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick
children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with 6 toothpicks,a
tortilla & 1 marker; and get a 4-yr-old to eat a serving of peas.
The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

The Last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at
A moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over & Over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually earning the right to be called ............................."Mother"!