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To: JDN who wrote (380475)3/27/2003 7:28:21 PM
From: Johannes Pilch  Respond to of 769670
 
Hehe. Once there was a blind rabbit walking through the woods. He bumps into a blind snake.

Rabbit: "Oops. I'm sorry, but I cannot see."

Snake: "Ah, I can't see either!"

Rabbit: "I have been blind since birth."

Snake: "Me too!"

Rabbit: "I have never seen myself, and my parents never told me what I was."

Snake: "Same here. Hey! Why don't I feel you and then tell you what I think you are!"

Rabbit: "Okay, a fine idea!"

(Snake feels rabbit)

Snake: "You have long floppy ears and a furry tail. You are a rabbit!"

Rabbit: "Oh thanks! Whew! That is such a comfort. Now its your turn."

(Rabbit feels snake)

Rabbit: "Lessee...You are low to the ground, slimy, with a forked tongue. You are French!"

LOL!