Once upon a time... There was this 55 year old man who was on his second new marriage to a 29 year old woman.
They were deeply in love.
They were on their honeymoon, at a resort ,playing golf .together, having a wonderful time.
The husband teed off and his drive hit a tree.
As the couple rode up on their cart to the golf ball a lean man stepped out from behind the tree. He was tan and muscular and had an ear ring in his ear lobe.
He profusely said thankyou, thankyou. ! to the couple in the cart.
The man said thankyou, thankyou for releaseing me from that tree. I am a genie and have been locked up in that tree for 400 years. When your golf ball hit that tree ., it released me from a spell that has had me in that tree.
I am so thankful that you have realeased from that tree.
The couple was so astonshied by this they did not know what was happening.
The man said I am a genie who has been locked up in this tree for hundreds of years, and your ball has hit the tree and freed me,thankyou. Because you have released me . I will grant you 3 wishes... The man and his new bride were so happy they could not really believe this....
The genie said ,,,no I mean it, I will grant you three Wishes. anything you want.
The man said ,,,can you make mw a scratch golfer ?? the genie said yes ,,,,
The man said , can you give me a 5000 sq. ft. house on the beach in Destin Fl /// ? the genie said yes .!
The genie said you have one more wish,,,,,,,
The man and his wife thought a little bit and said ,,,"can you give us $4,000,000 a year in tax free income each year from a muni bond portfolio???.. the genie said ,,,because you released from that tree,,, yes $4mm a year in muni bond income.
The man and his wife were so happy.. a scratch golfer, a house in Destin,,,, and four million a year in tax free muni bond interest,,, this was great.
They were so happy and smiling. the genie was happy and smiling.
The man and his wife said" this is wonderful" " we can't thank you , we can't believe it" .were so happy.
They told the genie this is wonderful, this is great !
What can we do to repay you ? The genie said " oh nothing, your golf ball hit that tree , and I had been trapped in that tree for so long that I just needed to grant you #3 wishes.
The couple said thankyou, but there is something we must be able to do for you . After all you made us scratch golfers, gave us a house on the beach in Destin, and $4mm in tax free income for each year,,, there must be something we can do for you,,,,,,,,,
The genie thought a moment...well yes there is one thing.,,, the couple said ..."what is it ?"
The genie said"there is one thing,,, If I could,,,Its been so long in that tree,,,, If I could just spend one night with your wife ,,,, I mean its been a long long time..."
The man and his wife were somewhat shocked,,, at the genies request.
They thought together,,,lets see,,, scratch golfers, a house in Destin, and $4 mm in muni bond income each year,,,,? the husband and wife talked,,,,, after a moment the wife and husband looked at each other and said yeah , for all that why not,,, so they told the genie OK.
They went to the genie and said OK,, The genie took the wife for a night.
The next morning,the wife was standing next to her husband looking into his gaze, and the genie was standing there,, and said well I guess this is it,, its good bye.
The wife and husband after agreeing to the night with the genie, were smiling and happy at what they had achieved....
The genie had a smirk on his face as he began to walk off ,,, the husband and wife said "" what's so funny ? ""
The genie said " I can't believe there are still 55 year old men who still believe in genies" <gggg>''''
MANY PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN TELL THEM WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE MARKET ,,, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT A CHART,OR A PERSON , OR AN ANALYST CAN TELL YOU WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN ??? rboyle....... |
