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To: Jon Koplik who wrote (6076)4/1/2003 1:57:11 AM
From: Neeka  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12231
 
More Alien stuff.

I think this is a sleeper subject.....one that will dominate headlines world wide making the war in Iraq look like a pimple on a gnat's ass......no, not really.

M

Senior U.S. Official Captured by Aliens
By Peter Arnett
exclusive to NBC News

This really nice man with a beret and two other really nice men with turbans just showed me a picture of creepy George Bush with a little alien head sticking out of his ear. My sources here in Baghdad have confirmed that this is a real picture and not some made-up picture.

That's not all. I am in psychic communication with Barney Franks or Tommy Franks or whatever his name is, you know that Army guy that acts like he is in charge of the whole world. Well, he's not. I know, because the guy with the turban told me and the guy with the beret says it's true. And ten thousand aliens are shooting down right now in little spaceships that look like those little paper cups you get at the wrestling matches, and all the aliens have bald heads with unkempt long hair and are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

And the Untied States of Merica are all scared now becaue of me and I say these nice men are my friends and your friends too. We wouldn't hurt a fly, Norman. And the United States has changed its war plan because I say so and I am the king of the world except for this nice man with the beret and this other nice man with the turban and who cares what you think because I am a journalist and I have integrity and NBC will back me up on this unlike that bad man Ted Turner I hate him with his ugly moustache and his CNN I spit on them patooey you will die you Americans die die except for the nice man that is sending me checks but everyone else die die. The aliens will get you too, Ted. Hh Ha Ha Ha Ha.

I love NBC too because they are fair and square and if you don't believe me well I spit on you too patooey. What's that loud noise out there? Can you please keep it quiet, I am trying to work here and do an anal itical report. More lubricant, Saddam