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To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (12113)	4/11/2003 9:03:01 PM
From: Jeff Jordan	Respond to of 17683

Does the easy defeat of the weak arabs also mean no virgins either? Sent straight to hell and no promised virgins....bummer. Being the bad guy isn't working? Who can they believe? Apparently the mullahs are getting worried about shortages if the US attacks Iraq... ------------------------- Mid East Virgins Asked to Contribute to War Effort; Rewards are Promised. (Ramallah, September 30; Routers) Word from mosques around the world reveals that should the US invade Iraq the heroic deaths of Iraqi soldiers will exhaust the supply of virgins in Paradise within three days. Mullahs and Imams have called upon virgins the world over to "do the right thing" should the U.S. invade and immediately kill themselves, preferably by weaponless means. Gas, poison, and over doses of medication are preferred. Girls are urged not to disfigure themselves by jumping out of windows, setting themselves on fire, or jumping in front of trains because war heroes don't want to have sex with ugly and disfigured virgins if 50,000 iraqis dead that's alot of virgins? 88 virgins was the deal for their souls right? sounds like they need a new cult.