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To: JeffA who wrote (5855)	4/4/2003 10:27:33 AM
From: E'Lane	Respond to of 26417

As the papa in '...Greek Wedding' would say... 'So, there you go!' One of the guys at work heard this at his church group meeting and passed it along. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother". 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when she was dead, She had to get up because there was more work to do. Amen!!!

To: JeffA who wrote (5855)	4/4/2003 10:31:59 AM
From: E'Lane	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 26417

R can't wait to see the pictures you sent. I told him about it and he said "well, that's what he's always wanted and what he believed he'd get"! He's happy for ya! COMEONDOWN! (Or, perhaps he'll have HIS new toy done and we can get outta town ourselves...AFTER July 19 that is!) Our place will be full till then. The bride to be's lease runs out end o'May and wedding isn't till middle O'July...so guess where she's moving into to? Or, should I ask moving BACK into??? Yee haa...should be a ton of fun. (start praying for me now, would ya???)