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Pastimes : Happy 39th Birthday to Oral Roberts! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: MulhollandDrive who wrote (24)4/11/2003 5:26:39 PM
From: Neenny  Respond to of 40
 
Oh my gosh that is tooooo funny.

When I read this one, I figured it goes right along with the statement that the only people to ever suffer from
Premature Ejaculation is WOMEN!!!!

Dear Secretary Rumsfeld: My husband has a problem with premature ejaculation. Is there something I could do to make him last longer? —Ellen Shapiro, Knoxville, Tennessee

Secretary Rumsfeld: I'm just going to say this once. There is no such thing as premature ejaculation. There is ejaculation, and there is non-ejaculation. If your husband is ejaculating, then count your blessings. Congratulations, you just had sex. That's what men do—they ejaculate. All this business about, "Oh, henny penny, my husband is a premature ejaculator!" is just a lot of twaddle and claptrap. You say it enough and pretty soon, believe me, he won't be ejaculating at all.