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To: altair19 who wrote (25578)	4/16/2003 9:33:28 AM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 104155

Thankya. Thankya vedy much. For a while I thought the joke bombed like the last few. The crickets were mocking me. Some of them even started heckling me. That didn't last very long though. I fired right back at 'em. Gotta show them crickets you ain't going to stand for being insulted by a bug. I started making fun of the hecklers by pointing out how much they resembled cockroaches. Oh they didn't like being called roaches. That's like calling a hamster a rat. I performed one evening in front of a sold out show of hamsters and goofed up by asking one of them what happened to his long skeevie tail. Asked him if it had gotten cut off by a rat trap. Leaving the club a few of them cornered me in an ally way and nearly chewed my shoes to pieces. Getting back to them crickets, they sure are a tough audience. Usually when all else fails this joke gets them to giggle. It's my show stopper: What is green and can jump a mile in a minute? . . . . . . . . A grasshopper with hiccups! <Sound of crickets howling with laughter.> Thankya. Thankya vedy much. Yeah, I know. Not really that funny, but them crickets love that one. They just love that green humor. -HennysViolin