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Pastimes : College Football: Nits, Gators, Bruins, Vols - Whoever! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MythMan who wrote (7643)	4/17/2003 9:18:51 AM
From: Nittany Lion	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 11146

Now, now - I know you worship the ground Lee walks on. <g> I assume we will have the pleasure of your company next weekend?

To: MythMan who wrote (7643)	4/17/2003 10:06:12 AM
From: E'Lane	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 11146

PSU Football Team A GameDay sportscaster and a PSU fan were seated next to each other on the plane when the sportscaster turned to the fan and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The PSU fan, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, took off his glasses and said to the first "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the first guy. "How about PSU football?" "OK," said the fan. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the sportscaster. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said the PSU fan, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss the PSU football team when you don't know shit?