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Politics : Bush-The Mastermind behind 9/11? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: JakeStraw who wrote (40)	4/21/2003 3:18:42 PM
From: Don Earl	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20039

Of all the conspiracy theories floating around, this one is the best for anyone who needs a good laugh: Once upon a time there was an evil hippie who lived in a cave, in a land far away. The evil hippie had magical powers to make him invisible so none of the thousands of secret agents looking for him all over the world would be able to find him. The evil hippie had evil minions who lived with him in his secret bat cave, whom he was also able to make invisible when they went grocery shopping for munchies and WMDs. The evil hippie liked making home movies in his bat cave and had the ability to change his face whenever he left his vids around for secret agents to find. One of his favorite tricks was to make little shacks look like weapons factories, which then turned back into homes of poor people when bombs landed on them. One day the evil hippie decided to make a couple dozen of his evil minions invisible so they could invade the most powerful nation on earth, and stay invisible so none of that nations secret agents would be able to see them. As strangers in a strange land, the invisible evil minions entered the country without being noticed, stole top secret bioweapons from a military base, learned to fly jumbo jets, evaded security at 4 airports, hijacked 4 airplanes with their bare hands, avoided military interference for an hour and a half, and after bouncing their airplanes off buildings designed to hold up after being hit by airplanes, were able to make the buildings magically turn to powder through the use of an evil incantation executed by their ghosts which caused jet fuel (kerosene) to melt through foot thick steel beams. The evil hippie then cast a magic spell that made all the evidence go away, all the investigations to cease, and everyone in the nation to forget about wondering what actually happened.