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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: jlallen who wrote (395625)4/21/2003 9:30:52 AM
From: jim-thompson  Respond to of 769670
 
Two reasons.... 1. needed to raise funds to try and overcome the stigma of facing defeat by Al Sharpton in South Carolina. 2. Need another one of those $75 special haircuts which he must get to help lessen the funny looking lopsided head of his.



To: jlallen who wrote (395625)4/21/2003 9:31:54 AM
From: Bill  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and hopefully, their heroin habits.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation



To: jlallen who wrote (395625)4/21/2003 11:42:01 AM
From: American Spirit  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
Since when do Senators go to private military funerals?
Can you name any who have? Has Bush ever been to one in all the years he was Governor of Texas? If so, post it before you open your vile mouth.