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Politics : WHO IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2004 -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tadsamillionaire who wrote (1790)	4/22/2003 1:28:48 AM
From: Volsi Mimir	Respond to of 10965

02/28/03-UnAssoc Press- Sen. John Kerry, recovering from prostate surgery, was told it would be six weeks before he could be sexually active. Joe Lieberman called to wish Kerry well. Al Sharpton called Kerry to offer prayers. Bill Clinton called Mrs. Kerry ............. ======================================================== Late one night in the Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!" ======================================================= At first I couldn't believe all the Kerry jokes till I read them............Kerry Fun Things kerryblues.org but this one from there may also work with the Ketchup King: Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better to Sleep with a Kerry. By Joan Weintraub 10. They go to bed when you do - not before, annoying you with "Honey, come on to bed, it's late" while you are trying to answer important email, like this; or after, disturbing your perfect sleep; 9. They get up when you get up and never ask you to remember the dinner engagement, phone call or dry cleaning pick up on their way out the door; 8. They are never too tired, stressed or worried about anything; 7. If they snore you can remove them from the bed or, the room, if necessary, without a fuss; 6. Same as above for hogging bed space and covers; 5. They do not doze through Monday thru Sunday night football and only wake up if you try to change the channel; 4. They can be taught to pay perfect attention to you; 3. They can be reinforced for all their good behavior with simpl praise and petting; 2. If they get up and pee or poop on the floor during the night, you do not need to call a psychiatrist to solve the problem; and, the number One Reason; 1. They can be taught the command "off".