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To: zonder who wrote (644)4/25/2003 4:40:15 AM
From: Dale Baker  Respond to of 20773
 
OT - LOL, I'm glad I never had the pleasure of meeting this particular "gentleman". But there are simple solutions to his dilemmas:

--Avoid McDonalds overseas except when you need a reliable, clean toilet (see below). Also good for giving people directions since most Dutch towns all look the same and don't have discernible landmarks ("it's right by the quaint old building that leans to one side"; right, that covers most buildings in small towns). Everyone knows where the McD's is.

--Albert Hejn supermarkets: as long as you think small and not Safeway-scale, AH is great. Like most Europeans, the Dutch take large amounts of space and put lots of small, cramped things in it.

--ATMS: he has a point there but the trick is to load up early in the day even if you have activities planned for later. Of course, if your scope extends beyond the RLD girls, the ubiquitous PIN debit card covers most needs in life. And it keeps the Dutch from running up ridiculous credit card balances for crap they don't need.

--People urinating in the street isn't nice; especially when there is a nice cafe (or McDonalds) every few blocks in any urban area. The problem is the dog shit. A pooper scooper law would have a serious positive impact on the quality of life. Sometimes New York gets it right.

Like his American cousins, this guy seems to look at other places in terms of "are they just like home?" Well, if it was just like home, there would not be any point to getting off your butt and traveling, would there?

Thanks for the giggles.



To: zonder who wrote (644)4/25/2003 10:31:40 AM
From: epicure  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20773
 
That's a very funny speech.
I don't think I would have wanted to eat after hearing it though. So if it really was given before a dinner, he's a very cruel man. Unless it was a very bad dinner. Then I suppose it doesn't matter.