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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (399523)4/26/2003 6:49:57 PM
From: Skywatcher  Respond to of 769670
 
YOU MIGHT BE A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN IF . . .

...your idea of "the ultimate sacrifice" would be having your
multi-millionaires-only tax cut welfare dropped from $700 billion to a
"mere $400 billion during a war.

...you're very, very good at saying, "Let's you and him fight."

...you think liberating people means sending them to heaven

...you mistake Civility for Servility.

......You claim that "A high tide lifts all boats", but forget that it
drowns
those who can't afford a boat.

...you might have been persuaded to change your views on the war if Saddam
had only joined the NRA.

...you support the troops by waging war on Veteran's Benefits.

...... you have more dollars than sense.

...you can use the phrase 'compassionate conservative' in conversation
with a
straight face.

...You think George Bush is way more 'smarterer' than Dan Quayle

...Killing the unborn by abortion is murder, but doing it with a smartbomb
is patriotism.

...gaining a presidency without a majority is legal, but not getting the
majority of UN votes and still getting vetoed down is damnable and against
the 'moral majority.'

...you believe the Supreme Court is the Higher Authority.

...you and your pet rock are intellectual peers.

...no pretty young woman has ever called you "handsome" and you're
insanely
jealous of the female attention paid to Bill Clinton.

.....you think the problem with the French is that they don't have a word
for entrepreneur.

.... . .you're still obsessed with Bill Clinton's sex life.

...you think cowboys come from Connecticut.

...you don't "get" this quote: "The hottest places in Hell are reserved
for those who remain neutral in time of great moral crisis." (Dante
Alighieri)

...you don't see a parallel between Bush believing he is on a mission from
God
and Osama bin Laden believing the same thing.

...you believe that your leaders talk to God

...you believe that boycotting French kissing will support the war against
Iraq.

...you think the reason we have so many poor people is because the rich
people
aren't rich enough and need a tax cut.

If you need a bologna sandwich, some pretzels, big tall glass of Jack
Daniels, someone to read to ya, and a little nappy nap!

...you think that having to pay $26 billion for support means you actually
have
support.

...You think the government's concern for human life should begin at
conception, but then end at birth.

...your heart pumps oil.

...you're 40 years old, and have never dated, let alone been married,
because
your saving yourself for Margaret Thatcher.

...You believe that John Ashcroft speaks to God.

...You believe that God speaks to John Ashcroft.

...you think mighty highly of the Texas School System for producing such a
well-spoke President.

...you can't explain why you like George Bush.

...your idea of communing with nature is a cook-out in a strip-mine.

...you think Colin Powell played Chicken George in the movie Roots.

...you never connect the dots - and never realized you drew the original
picture.

...you make your kids listen to talk radio during target practice.

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