To: Raymond Duray who wrote (32570 ) 4/28/2003 6:38:42 AM From: Maurice Winn Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 74559 Ray, you'll be delighted to see that Iraqis can now use the great benefits of CDMA right there in the village! Via Globalstar no less. Message 18889692 Yes, right now, they can go out and swap some oil or something for a Globalstar phone, in desert-yellow colour, and start chatting to Islamic Jihadis, crude oil traders, Mum and Dad or anyone else [of course the NSA, CIA, FBI, Homeland Security and Disbanded Office of Disinformation will be listening in, but those who are innocent have nothing to hide]. So, not only is Saddam gone, but Globalstar and CDMA have arrived, along with King George II's Viceroy. How could life be better? CDMA, Bringing the World Together, in Peace, Light, Harmony, Happiness, Health, Prosperity, Longevity, Fun and Love. Mqurice PS: I successfully defeated an attack of Sars [so far anyway - the nadir seems to have passed], so you lucky people will be able to bear witness to more of my ministrations. BTW, please do not accord LindyBill any higher status than me. He is a confused amateur. Also, my pay rate as a CIA plant is pathetic [= zero]. Since I seem to be pushing their line [according to you anyway - though I haven't checked their standards], can you advise me how I might be paid an extorquerationate amount of money to continue my good work? Would you like to recommend me please? As a registered toxic compound as far as they are concerned, your recommendation of me as being evil beyond belief would be convincing as a reference. Actually, if you could get me in with the NSA, I'd prefer that. It has more cachet somehow. The CIA is a bit cold-war passe. In the cyberspace era, something a bit more abstract than crass CIA gun-toting assassins would suit me. The NSA seems more my thing.