To: Raymond Duray  who wrote (32618 ) 4/29/2003 4:05:08 AM From: Maurice Winn     Read Replies (1)  | Respond to    of 74559  Ray, I'm tempted to join your and Frederick's Message 17526357  bomb club, but I'm interested in reading mail for the NSA too.  That would be excellent for insider trading.  On the other hand, I could write mail.  I could make up documents of all sorts, such as Operation Northwood, or "Omigod, they've shot at the Maddox".  campus.northpark.edu  I quite enjoy fantasy stuff, or at least things peripheral to reality but maybe real.   As a job application to the NSA -  I should point out your Jihad friend who formed a cell in New Zealand, Sheik Osama notwithstanding. Semtex and ricin released in Auckland's subways could start a terror panic.  A veritable Sars stampede.  Spreading Sars to American cities using dirty bombs, uranium and cobalt, would make anthrax-related botulism a mass panic mode.  White powder could be spread around.  Our Dear Leader, centrifuging freedom for North Korea could transfer to Al Qaeda and Osama, peace, light, harmony, CDMA be upon him the weaponry needed for effective Jihad.  Allah Akbar.  Inshallah. Bomb death to America. Omar.  Saddam Osama Yasir Hezbollah Syria Kim Jong Il nukes biological agents chemicals weapons of mass destruction  [whoa, there they are, linked in one place]. Okay, that should be enough key words to hit the jackpot at the NSA.  How about it guys [and EEO genderists]?  Do I get a job?  The Russians are coming.  No, it's the yellow peril.  Hold on, it's the communists.  Ooops, no, it's the mujadaheen and Islamic Jihad.  Whoaaa - let's get Castro before he dies of old age.  At least we got Peron and made the world safe for freedom and democracy.  Meanwhile, here come the Germans again, rattling their Axis of Euro and a military pact with Napoleon.  Don't forget North Korea and China [strategic competitor number one].  France needs a clip around the ear too.  Pakistan has nukes AND Islamic Jihad and exports opium to boot [from Afghanistan] - now THAT's a threat needing pre-emption.   Mqurice