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To: Sully- who wrote (18456)5/1/2003 7:05:30 AM
From: Clappy  Respond to of 89467
 
Ya, sure Clappy. In less than 5 minutes I made all the
edits necessary to still have a coherent post & do a Gotcha!


You are getting fast.

It's possible you realize that no one reads your messages
any more so you can simply lop off huge chunks of them
knowing that if you sprinkle them with things
like "POV, "WMD", "JMVHO", "irrifutable facts", and other
Oofisms, people will continue scrolling down doing their
Evelynn Wood speed reading imitations as they glance past
each paragraph until the see the end of it.

You are getting slick.

A true master.

Alan Greenspan does it verbally. Not sure many people can
follow along as he speaks. You can see eyes glaze over.

In your case it is a little different. You are not able to
see our eyes glaze over. But if you listen very
carefully, you might be able to hear them glazing. It's a
very soft sound. Not easy to pick up. You have to listen
as if you are trying to hear your wife clean the kitchen
counter top with a damp sponge as you sit downstairs.

Listen. You can hear it. I noticed it one night when
everyone was a asleep. There was a rather long message of
yours with variable sized fonts and italics and such. The
usual long one explaining some newly spun facts or
something. I just listened.

And I listened more. You could hear a feather fall it was
so quiet. It was then that I began picking up a very
strange sound. It was the sound of peoples' eyes glazing
over. Then I could hear two other distinct sounds. One
was the little wheel on the MS mouses that allow you to
scroll up and down. I could hear those wheels being
manipulated as quickly as possible to bring them to the
next message. Scrolling too fast to read.

Then I heard other people grumbling because their mouses
weren't equipped as such. I could hear them tapping on
their left mouse button over the little bottom right arrow
doing the speed scroll to the next message. In between
clicks of their mouse was the distinct sound of eyes
glazing over.

Try listening after the next long message of Oofisms.
It is fascinating.

-ListenerOfTheQuiet