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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (18594)5/1/2003 4:17:12 PM
From: Jim Willie CB  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 89467
 
my favorite is farting in public, and getting caught
THE SCAPEGOAT FART
but someone else is in view when it occurs
I look over my shoulder and give a dirty look at the other party
never make eye contact with the person who caught me
it is best when other party is some punk with his pants halfway down his ass
or some young kids hanging and carrying on
I give a dirty look, shake my head, and say a little louder under my breath "pig"
then keep walking
after ten steps burst into laughter
lots and lots of experience with this game

a little grammar lesson for you, BigBird
"your a Master Blaster"
should be
"you're a Master Blaster"

if I am gonna heap shit on Westera, then you too
get with the program, and start paying attention
someday when I am rich and obnoxious, gonna give a complete grammar lesson
occasionally, I make a goof with advanced grammar

like... what is wrong with this sentence?
Johnny not only took a cookie before dinner
but he got caught doing it
(CALLED LACK OF PARALLELISM)

or with this sentence?
sliding lower in VIX, investors begin to sell stocks slowly
(CALLED DANGLING MODIFIER)

/ jim (not yet obnoxious, but undergoing strenuous training)

p.s. should be...
Johnny not only took a cookie before dinner
but got caught doing it
or
not only did Johnny take a cookie before dinner
but he got caught doing it

should be...
seeing sliding lower in VIX, investors begin to sell stocks slowly
or
sliding lower in VIX, stocks begIn to be sold by investors