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To: Ish who wrote (97411)5/4/2003 1:23:19 PM
From: Maurice Winn  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 281500
 
<It sounds like the hunting is great!>

We have pigs, deer, and human hunting too! But these days, it's illegal to eat the people you bag and it's increasingly frowned upon to kill them. The human replacement rate has dropped and conservation is becoming important. The few allowed are just trophies. We also join UN "peacekeepers" in which case humans are fair game. The SAS had a great time in Afghanistan, up in the mountains, bagging Al Qaeda.

In just the past couple of weeks there have been four humans bagged. They were trying to look like deer and a duck, but some hunters got one each. Also, there's the occasional psycho who goes nuts and bags way over the limit:

Psycho here: cnn.com
Sports shooting here: onenews.nzoom.com

We'll do well as part of the American Empire. We also go into the bush to kill pigs with knives [using dogs to bail them up]. Grab the pig [big brutes take some wrestling] and start stabbing and cutting. Some of the males have vicious tusks, so it takes some skill [real blokes do this one - we wussies use the depleted uranium and tanks for them].

Mqurice

PS: Yanks are bunch of pansies really, shooting love doves, mourning doves and peace doves from secure bunkers. Typical. They don't get down in the mud with a knife and a tusker pig. But if they are the ones with the money and empire, we'll just have to sissy up a bit and get the big bazooka to do the work for us. Money talks! Judging from the deficit and debt, they might not be talking all that much. It takes a lot of foreign money to prop the game up at the moment.