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Politics : Israel to U.S. : Now Deal with Syria and Iran -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jim (Hijacked) who wrote (803)	5/8/2003 2:22:17 PM
From: Machaon	Respond to of 22250

<font color=blue> You wrote:"As a Christian, formerly a Jew"<font color=black> If true, all that proves is that not all Jews are smart, or did well in school. We Jews do have our bad apples. Were you a cocaine baby? Hmmmm!? But you said that you were not really religious. How can you convert from Jewish to being a non-religious Christian? I think that you are getting caught up in your uneducated lies. <font color=blue> You wrote:"I demand my share of the promised land."<font color=black> This is your lucky day. As of today, you now own a piece of the promised land. There is only one catch. In order to get your piece of the promised land you need to use special transportation to get there. But...... I promise you that you will get there as you so well deserve. You need to get up, and walk down the hall. In one of the rooms you will find a small, usually white round seat. Look at it. It is really a magical transportation device for you to get to your promised land. Lift up the hinged, round magical entry door which covers the seat, and leave it open. You will see some water in the bottom of this magical transportation device. If you see a lump floating around in the water, do not worry. This is your flight meal. You will also see a special lever, called the "take off lever", usually near the top left of the transportation device. You need to climb into the transportation device and close the entry door. Just before you close the entry door, pull the "take off" lever, and then slam the top down as hard as you can. You will now be transported to YOUR justly deserved promised land. By the way, don't eat the food when you get there. It might give you a case of the runs! ROTFLMAO!!!