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To: Shoot1st who wrote (8)	5/19/2003 7:36:42 PM
From: RockyBalboa	Respond to of 21

lawyer-jokes.us

To: Shoot1st who wrote (8)	5/19/2003 7:38:21 PM
From: RockyBalboa	Respond to of 21

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?" "Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer. On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.

To: Shoot1st who wrote (8)	5/20/2003 12:08:51 PM
From: Neeka	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 21

Ha! I needed to retain a lawyer for a suit I was bringing against someone. I went to a lawyer that a friend had recommended. After consulting with the lawyer for about 3 hours, and concluding that she had heard everything she needed to hear, she told me that she couldn't represent me because in the past she had represented my father in a suit against the same person I was suing. Then she told me I owed her $350.00 for her time. I read her the riot act.........made out a check for $200.00 and left. M