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Politics : Dutch Central Bank Sale Announcement Imminent? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Zardoz who wrote (18529)	6/6/2003 3:15:49 PM
From: Ahda	Respond to of 82340

I am laughing as right now it appears the all of the world is indulging in wine. Few glasses and all is roses few more could be one hell of hang over in the offing. Long Gone has the bar and a bunch of us could go over there with the idea of reaching the expert stage at least we would be giving business to someone we know. You can pick up the tab reason being your currency is apt to be worth more than ours before we finish our drinks. After Richard and I have had a couple of beers to wash down three bottles of wine we consumed we are at the post PHD level. It is now Richard and I want to do something for you so we decide to seed you with money. You being at the PHD state agree to take the position of president of our new joint venture. As you are the only one who is now able to see the pen you offer to write up the contract. We insist you include a clause that you will be the only off shore contact in charge of dickering as we all forage forth to pick up a few export companies for pennies on the dollar. The walking dead are not able to move in the morning so isn't until the next afternoon Richard and I come to. You survived better than we did being a Canadian could have something to do with it as you are use to very potent beer. As the heads that Richard and I left in space last night return to our bodies we realize we have just signed an IOU for two some odd billion and guaranteed you an annual salary of forty million a year. We pat ourselves on the back if we haven't an idea in hell where we are going to get the money from we did have the smarts to do the transaction in C dollars. It is the day the three of us walk out of court we find the debt load of Tea Totler Inc had an actual net worth.. Some where in that golden parachute you wrote was a clause attached to your wages that stated Workman's comp kick in and from the look of things lo and behold we are now operational. Neither You Richard, nor I can establish how the hell we did this but we do know that 10 mil contingent for the attourney and accountants and our original paper work had to have something to do with it... Richard and I felt a bit guilty picking up our new loan for four billion at a reduced rate but Ag insisted and we could not hurt his feelings. Mr. Bush called us to thank us for aiding the American workers by creating our new enterprise. We graciously accepted his acknowledgement of our innovative spirit. though we were totally confused as to why as the only office we have although we do employ fifty thousand is located in Canada. Later we realized we could of thanked Mr. Bush for his Tax Deduction as well as his non attempt to restructure our business legal system but because we are incorporated in the Caymans and moving our legal offices to Iraq.we were glad we didn't . . PS . While you are on vacation though I hate to impose upon you could you look at a few locations we could build our next warehouse in ? The convention hall we rented for our telesales people in India has an air conditioning problem would you also check it out? Please do not forget to give my fondest regards to Wen Jiabao and express my regrets of not being able to join the two of you for dinner. . Kindly explain to him that my triplets are due in the next week I want him to know he must watch wage inflation and he can anticipate some competition from our labor pool. PPS From the education value of this composition it appears I am in dire need of a holiday also.. PPPS Your thoughts are always most sincerely appreciated. That and Long Gones Bar are the only truths in this post.