Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Politics : America Under Siege: The End of Innocence -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: calgal who wrote (23196)	6/11/2003 2:30:47 PM
From: calgal	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 27756

As Hilary steals spotlight, Kim Jung-Il seethes North Korean madman bumped from Larry King Live newsandopinion.com \| North Korean President Kim Jung-Il, angered in recent months by the failure of the U.S. to take his nuclear threat seriously, has a new target for his simmering rage: Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY). Since the release of Senator Clinton's smash bestseller ""Living History"" on Monday, it has become even harder for the North Korean madman to garner any attention from the U.S. or its media, making Senator Clinton his latest arch-nemesis. "Kim now hates Hillary's guts even more than Bush's," a source close to the angry dictator said today. The straw that broke the camel's back occurred late Tuesday night, when Kim was unceremoniously bumped from an appearance on ""Larry King Live,"" which instead devoted a full hour to the former First Lady and her best-selling memoir. ""Kim was sitting in the green room waiting to go on when they told him the bad news,"" Kim's publicist said. ""You should have seen the look on his face — if looks could reprocess spent uranium fuel rods, that's how mad he was." Kim, who had hoped to promote his new "Kim Lite" cookbook on the King program, may now be stepping up production of nuclear weapons with the intention of launching a catastrophic strike on the New York Senator. Some fear that he may share his nuclear weapons with the nine Democratic presidential hopefuls, who have made no secret of their desire to obliterate Sen. Clinton from the face of the earth. "The only hope is that Kim Jung-Il doesn't know who the Democratic candidates are," one source said. "No one else does." Enjoy this writer's work? Why not sign-up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here. JWR Contributor Andy Borowitz, a former president of the Harvard Lampoon, is a regular humor columnist for Newsweek.com, The New Yorker, The New York Times and TV Guide. Recognized by Esquire magazine as one of the most powerful producers in television, he was the creator and producer of the hit TV series The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and producer of the Oscar-nominated film Pleasantville. He is the author of the just released "Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison and "Trillionaire Next Door: The Greedy Investor's Guide to Day Trading" , "Rationalizations to Live By". Comments by clicking here. Visit his website by clicking here. © 2003, Andy Borowitz