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To: JakeStraw who wrote (416320)6/18/2003 1:22:07 PM
From: PROLIFE  Respond to of 769670
 
LOL---

as Letterman says

Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book

10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"

9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"

8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"

7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"

6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"

5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"

4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"

3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"

2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"

1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"



To: JakeStraw who wrote (416320)6/18/2003 1:27:09 PM
From: PROLIFE  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
and who can forget this classic:

Top Ten Highlights of Hillary Clinton's Grand Jury Appearance

10. Her frequent denials that she knew any "Bill Clinton"

9. Promised to dedicate rest of her life to finding the "real shredders"

8. The way she kept swigging from a flask in her purse

7. Offered to help every member of the grand jury make $100,000 overnight

6. When she pulled that Sharon Stone "Basic Instinct" move

5. President Clinton showed up with a date

4. Revelation that one item on billing records is "5 tins of men's thigh rouge"

3. When that .38 fell out of her purse

2. When she had a really hard time putting on the gloves

1. She arrived with Matlock