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To: Joe Copia who wrote (25253)6/19/2003 11:44:08 PM
From: Rock_nj  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 25711
 
Joe, What do you think of OTC:BB AGRD? Might be worth a look. Not sure if this company is for real. A Nevada Corp. trading on the OTC:BB at around 3 cents, not exactly a solid play. Up big today though. Might be something to it; could be a big gainer from here. RB has a message board for AGRD.OB. Seems like a OTC:BB shell company scam. But, who knows, sometimes these little OTC:BB gems in the pennies grow up to be real companies (most of the time not though).



To: Joe Copia who wrote (25253)6/19/2003 11:44:08 PM
From: Rock_nj  Respond to of 25711
 
Joe, What do you think of OTC:BB AGRD? Might be worth a look. Not sure if this company is for real. A Nevada Corp. trading on the OTC:BB at around 3 cents, not exactly a solid play. Up big today though. Might be something to it; could be a big gainer from here. RB has a message board for AGRD.OB. Seems like a OTC:BB shell company scam. But, who knows, sometimes this little OTC:BB gems in the pennies grow up to be real companies (most of the time not though).



To: Joe Copia who wrote (25253)6/20/2003 12:02:28 AM
From: Joe Copia  Respond to of 25711
 
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SIZZLING SCAFFOLDING -- Unconfirmed Darwin Award Nominee

1982, Texas | At the Amarillo Fairgrounds, some buildings were
in need of a coat of paint, so local contractors were hired to
do the job.

Between the buildings was an angled alley with a culvert in the
middle, designed to drain rainwater away from the buildings.
Because of the slope, the wheeled painter scaffolding tended to
roll downhill, so the painters removed the wheels on the scaffolding.
They were in the process of moving the scaffolding next to a building,
when the metal structure met a transformer. The painters were killed.

The story made the headlines. The town was abuzz with talk of the
tragedy, how it had come to pass, and whether the city was liable
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investigation.

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painters, began to move the scaffolding... and were promptly
electrocuted.

Reference: Amarillo Daily News

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AUTO BLOTTO -- Unconfirmed Darwin Award Nominee

September 1990, Australia | Men seem to have an affinity for large
trucks. What else can explain the actions of a 34-year-old thief
who decided to take possession of the engine of an old Bedford
tip-truck?

The truck was parked outside a glass recycling company in Alexandria.
It generally takes three men to lift an engine block of this size,
but our enterprising pilferer decided that the best way to remove
the engine was from below, rather than the conventional out-the-top-
with-a-crane technique.

He crawled under the cab and began to loosen the bolts.

Suddenly the engine block broke loose and landed on his face,
killing him instantly. Police ascertained that he had at least one
accomplice, judging by the pool of vomit found under a nearby bush.

An employee discovered his body early the next morning. The manager
said that the truck was about to be scrapped. "If he had come and
asked me for it, I would have given it to him."

Reference: Australian Police Journal, Vol. 53, No. 2 June 1999

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THE LAST LAUGH -- Confirmed Honorable Mention

January 2003, Virginia | Paul Powell is not yet out of the gene
pool but he will be soon, thanks to his own efforts to enable
prosecutors to prove a capital murder charge against him. He had
been tried and convicted of the murder of a 16-year-old girl, but
his conviction was overturned by the State Appellate Court based
on a lack of evidence that he had robbed or raped the woman.

However, due process was not yet done with Powell.

Thinking himself immune to further consequences, Powell wrote a
gloating confession and sent it to the prosecutor's office. "Since
the Virginia Supreme Court said that I can't be charged with capital
murder again, I figured I would tell you the rest of what happened
on January 29, 1999, to show you how stupid y'all are." He went on
to explain in graphic detail exactly what had happened on the night
he murdered the girl.

But Powell did not have the last laugh.

He overlooked a catch. The Court had only ruled that there was not
enough evidence for the capital murder conviction, leaving open the
possibility of a retrial for lesser charges, or for capital murder
should new information surface. The second time around, Powell's
boastful letter gave the prosecutors precisely the evidence they needed.

Powell's lawyer "portrayed his client as a bright young man."
Bright as a burned-out light bulb! Powell was convicted of capital
murder on January 15, 2003.

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