To: Joe Copia who wrote (25253 ) 6/20/2003 12:02:28 AM From: Joe Copia Respond to of 25711 DARWIN AWARDS NEWSLETTER - 19 June 2003 The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool ...by removing themselves from it. We commemorate those who give their all in an effort to improve the human race. Of necessity, this honor is usually bestowed posthumously. PERSONAL ACCOUNTS SUBMITTERS: I want to locate readers who submitted the following Personal Accounts, but are not responding to emails. Please contact me at darwinawards.com if you are responsible for one of these amusing stories: ACCIDENT PRONE: a wet t-shirt contest and a bruised woman. darwinawards.com ANCHORMAN: two men and a refrigerator on the 4th floor. darwinawards.com BRIDGE OVER FROZEN WATER: explosives, officials, and a bridge. darwinawards.com BRIDGE WORK: two women ignore the "Road Closed" sign... darwinawards.com EXPLODING LATRINE: exploding latrine in a practice tent city. darwinawards.com POCKET M80: the 9th grade student of homemade explosives. darwinawards.com WASPS: a father and his hedge clippers run into trouble. --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ To subscribe, send an email to: subscribe@darwinawards.com To unsubscribe, send an email to: cancel@darwinawards.com or visit darwinawards.com --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ SIZZLING SCAFFOLDING -- Unconfirmed Darwin Award Nominee 1982, Texas | At the Amarillo Fairgrounds, some buildings were in need of a coat of paint, so local contractors were hired to do the job. Between the buildings was an angled alley with a culvert in the middle, designed to drain rainwater away from the buildings. Because of the slope, the wheeled painter scaffolding tended to roll downhill, so the painters removed the wheels on the scaffolding. They were in the process of moving the scaffolding next to a building, when the metal structure met a transformer. The painters were killed. The story made the headlines. The town was abuzz with talk of the tragedy, how it had come to pass, and whether the city was liable for damages. The city officials decided they needed to conduct an investigation. With much fanfare, they arrived at the scene of the incident, prepared to personally recreate the circumstances. Two officials grabbed the scaffolding in the exact same location as the two painters, began to move the scaffolding... and were promptly electrocuted. Reference: Amarillo Daily News --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ AUTO BLOTTO -- Unconfirmed Darwin Award Nominee September 1990, Australia | Men seem to have an affinity for large trucks. What else can explain the actions of a 34-year-old thief who decided to take possession of the engine of an old Bedford tip-truck? The truck was parked outside a glass recycling company in Alexandria. It generally takes three men to lift an engine block of this size, but our enterprising pilferer decided that the best way to remove the engine was from below, rather than the conventional out-the-top- with-a-crane technique. He crawled under the cab and began to loosen the bolts. Suddenly the engine block broke loose and landed on his face, killing him instantly. Police ascertained that he had at least one accomplice, judging by the pool of vomit found under a nearby bush. An employee discovered his body early the next morning. The manager said that the truck was about to be scrapped. "If he had come and asked me for it, I would have given it to him." Reference: Australian Police Journal, Vol. 53, No. 2 June 1999 --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ THE LAST LAUGH -- Confirmed Honorable Mention January 2003, Virginia | Paul Powell is not yet out of the gene pool but he will be soon, thanks to his own efforts to enable prosecutors to prove a capital murder charge against him. He had been tried and convicted of the murder of a 16-year-old girl, but his conviction was overturned by the State Appellate Court based on a lack of evidence that he had robbed or raped the woman. However, due process was not yet done with Powell. Thinking himself immune to further consequences, Powell wrote a gloating confession and sent it to the prosecutor's office. "Since the Virginia Supreme Court said that I can't be charged with capital murder again, I figured I would tell you the rest of what happened on January 29, 1999, to show you how stupid y'all are." He went on to explain in graphic detail exactly what had happened on the night he murdered the girl. But Powell did not have the last laugh. He overlooked a catch. The Court had only ruled that there was not enough evidence for the capital murder conviction, leaving open the possibility of a retrial for lesser charges, or for capital murder should new information surface. The second time around, Powell's boastful letter gave the prosecutors precisely the evidence they needed. Powell's lawyer "portrayed his client as a bright young man." Bright as a burned-out light bulb! Powell was convicted of capital murder on January 15, 2003. --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ 4 MORE NEW STORIES on the website! 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