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To: Clappy who wrote (21145)6/27/2003 10:36:08 AM
From: stockman_scott  Respond to of 89467
 
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To: Clappy who wrote (21145)7/2/2003 1:05:37 PM
From: stockman_scott  Respond to of 89467
 
Martha Stewart Fantasizing
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By Anne Applebaum
Columnist
The Washington Post
Wednesday, July 2, 2003

Martha Stewart has been indicted, Martha Stewart has resigned from the chairmanship of her company, Martha Stewart is in disgrace. But Martha Stewart, Incorporated -- or, more precisely, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia Inc. -- lives on. Late last week the company quietly announced it will begin publication of a new magazine, Everyday Food, with an estimated distribution of a mere 900,000. According to Sharon Patrick, the new CEO of Martha's company, the experimental issues of Everyday Food were not hurt at all by Martha's indictment. The company, she says, "is not skipping a beat."

If she is right, and if the company does recover, that will not only provide a shot of optimism to legions of other companies with disgraced executives, it will also prove that the Martha Stewart phenomenon, as I have long suspected, is far more resilient than anyone previously thought. The fuss surrounding her is often inaccurately described as an ordinary celebrity cult: Much has been made, in recent days, of Martha Stewart and her allegedly perfectionist personality, of Martha Stewart as the focus of envy or admiration. Not nearly enough, in my view, has been made of the peculiar fantasy niche that Martha Stewart Living (the magazine), "Martha Stewart Living" (the television program) and marthastewart.com (the Web site) have managed to fill, none of which have much to do with Martha Stewart (the woman) herself.

For like J.K. Rowling or Oprah Winfrey and her book club, Martha Stewart, accidentally or on purpose, stumbled upon something missing from pop culture and supplied it. Children want to read something darker and scarier than the earnest, "educational" literature written for them these days -- hence the Harry Potter phenomenon. Adults want to read something that speaks to them more deeply than airport romance novels, but don't know what -- and that's why Oprah's recommendation has just turned "East of Eden," an almost forgotten John Steinbeck novel, into a runaway bestseller.

The explanation for Martha Stewart's endurance lies in a slightly different direction. There are, after all, plenty of other magazines containing recipes and home decorating tips. But the Martha Stewart magazine didn't merely tell you how to cook, it told you how you could live a completely different sort of life, one in which you had an infinite amount of squanderable free time. The first issue I read contained a long, loving description of how to make your own Valentines, using family photographs, bits of tin foil, stencils and waxed twine. Valentines! I hadn't given out Valentine cards in 25 years, let alone made them from scratch. I read on -- and a whole alternate universe unfolded before me. There were clear instructions on how to make and use a pastry cone. There were advertisements for kitchen utensils I hadn't known existed. One-cup bundlette pans! Cherry pitters! Ice-shavers! Heart-shaped pancake molds!

It has never occurred to me, not even once, to actually use any of them -- or to make pastry, or to poke around in flea markets looking for oddly shaped bits of ceramic -- or, for that matter, to feel inadequate because Martha says I should. For I can't imagine many other women actually do all of these things either, although I'm sure many purchase the cherry-pitters and the stenciling kits anyway, fervently believing that one day they will. What working mother, non-working mother, or indeed working non-mother could possibly have the time? Millions keep reading the magazine nevertheless, just to fantasize about what the world would be like if they did have time -- oceans of time. If I had absolutely nothing else to do, I might well enchant my children by making red-white-and-blue paper wind streamers for the Fourth of July, or spend my days painting wicker chairs that perfect shade of robin's egg blue, or treat my friends to homemade apricot tarts, served with homemade vanilla ice cream on placemats I'd woven myself.

Or I might not, but it's riveting to imagine life in that parallel world. Besides, every era has had its quintessential daydream, and this is ours. The practical Victorians dreamed of medieval romance and pre-Raphaelite maidens; we dream of having no planes to catch, no phones to answer, no forms to fill out, no babysitters to call. This may well be the source of our peculiar, amazingly enduring and otherwise inexplicable national obsession with Martha Stewart, and it could be the clue to her company's future survival -- or failure. For if Martha's company can't find a way to keep supplying us with this particular fantasy, then someone else's company will.

© 2003 The Washington Post Company

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To: Clappy who wrote (21145)7/2/2003 1:15:48 PM
From: stockman_scott  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 89467
 
Can You Please Do Better Than a Rose Bush?

By Michael Moore
MichaelMoore.com
June 30, 2003
alternet.org

Dear Lt. George W. Bush,

I hope you don't mind me referring to you by the only true military rank you ever achieved, that being the one from your on-again, off-again "days" in the, um, Texas Air National Guard. Ever since I saw you in that flyboy outfit, landing on that ship, I assumed you now wanted to be addressed by your military title, as opposed to the civilian rank imposed on you by your dad's friends.

So, Lieutenant, I was wondering, would you do me a favor?

Could you please do better than a rose bush?

I saw the guy on TV yesterday that your boys found, the Iraqi who said he had "planted" some nuclear plans in his "back yard" in Baghdad – 12 years ago – "under a rose bush."

Woo boy. That's a good one. Do you really think we are as dumb as we look? I know our fascination with "American Idol" and Scott Peterson may make us Americans look a little light in the head, but when it comes to lying to us to lead us into war, we really do demand a bit more of an effort and a follow-through.

You see, George, it's not the lying and the doctoring of intelligence that has me all upset. It's that you've had control of Iraq for over two months now – and you couldn't even find the time to plant just a few nukes or vats of nerve gas and at least make it look like you weren't lying to us.

You see, by not faking some evidence of weapons of mass destruction, it shows that you thought no one would mind if it turned out you made everything up. A different kind of president, who believes that the American public would be outraged if they ever found out the truth, would go to great lengths to cover up his subterfuge.

Johnson did it with the Gulf of Tonkin. He said our ships were "attacked" by the North Vietnamese. They weren't, but he knew he had to at least make it look like it happened. Nixon said he wasn't "a crook," but he knew that wasn't enough, so he paid hush money to the burglars and somehow had 18 1/2 minutes erased from a tape in the Oval Office. Why did he do this? Because he knew the American people would be pissed if they found out the truth.

Your blatant refusal to back up your verbal deception with the kind of fake evidence we have become used to is a slap in our collective American face. It's as if you are saying, "These Americans are so damn apathetic and lazy, we won't have to produce any weapons to back up our claims!" If you had just dug a few silo holes in the last month outside Tikrit, or spread some anthrax around those Winnebagos near Basra, or "discovered" some plutonium with that stash of home movies of Uday Hussein feeding his tigers, then it would have said to us that you thought we might revolt if you were caught in a lie. It would have shown us some respect. We honestly wouldn't have cared if it later came out that you planted all the WMD – sure, we'd be properly peeved, but at least we would have been proud to know that you knew you had to back up your phony claims with the real deal!

I guess you finally figured that out this week. It started to appear that millions of us were calling you on your bluff – those "fictitious reasons for the fictitious war." So you quickly produced this man and his rose bush and some 12-year-old piece of paper and some metal parts. CNN broke in at 5:15pm and screamed they had the exclusive! "IRAQI NUCLEAR PLANS FOUND!" But a few good reporters started asking some hard questions – and, barely three hours later, your own administration was forced to admit the plans were "not the smoking gun" proving that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Oops.

Never a good idea to rely on a bush, Lieutenant.

Yours,

Michael Moore

PS. Sorry, I still can't get that padded flyboy suit out of my head. I know, I need help. But when you landed on that carrier, and that banner read, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED," just what mission was that that was accomplished? 'Cause by my count, more than 50 of our young soldiers have died since you said the mission was accomplished. Anarchy still reigns in Iraq, the Brits are losing kids too, and wacko fundamentalists now seem to ready to rule the land. Women are already being told to cover their faces and shut their mouths, store owners who sell liquor have been executed and movie theaters showing "immoral" Hollywood movies have been forced to shut down. And hey, this isn't even west Texas! Maybe you could get back into that jumpsuit, fly over to Baghdad and land at the former Saddam International Airport, jump out and give one of those big happy waves – under a sign that reads, "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE."