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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tadsamillionaire who wrote (21771)	7/6/2003 5:29:14 AM
From: jttmab	Respond to of 93284

WASHINGTON DC REPUBLICAN HUNTING REGULATIONS AND BAG LIMITS GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washington DC hunting license or a Federal Income Tax Return may harvest Republicans. 2. Taking of Republicans with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of Republicans with a vehicle is prohibited. If one is accidentally struck, remove the dead Republican to side of the road and proceed to the nearest car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest Republicans from limousines, Mercedes Benz's, the Metro, or Porsches. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "pork barrel" or "free social programs" for the purpose of trapping Republicans. 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt Republicans within 100 feet of government buildings. 7. It shall be unlawful to use decision memos, draft legislation, conference reports, or RFP's to attract Republicans. 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt Republicans within 200 feet of Senate or House hearing rooms, libraries, whorehouses, massage parlors, special interest group offices, bars, or strip joints. 9. If a Republican is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. It will also be a shame. 10. Stuffed or mounted Republicans must have a DC Health Department inspection certificate for rabies and vermin. 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise him or her self as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female congressional aide, male congressional aide, sheep, legislator, policy maker, bookie, lobbyist, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting Republicans.