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To: elpolvo who wrote (22364)	7/15/2003 7:11:44 PM
From: C Nelson Reilly	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 89467

elpolvo, Here's a whorey old chestnut that's been updated for your listening pleasure. My new band, Stansfield Turner Overdrive, plans to record this live at the Republican National Convention. I'm hoping Ann Coulter will appear in the video. She'd look real good in some Nancy Sinatra boots. Cheney Brag (Coverup Remix) I’m Big Dick Cheney I’ve been large since birth I’m a massive Colossus And I stomp the earth! Some deals got made, some pipe got laid, Don’t know about you but I GOT PAID! I banked all of my loot in a three-piece suit I refer to my groin as “Brown & Root!” I’m Big Dick Cheney I have enormous girth I’m a cholesterol freighter With a huge net worth! I’m for the war full boar, I’m a back room whore, I’d let Osama do my mama on the killin’ floor! I didn’t have time for the Vietnam draft I’m a rotund porker like William H. Taft! I’m Big Dick Cheney I really thought it through Satan wears a bracelet “What Would Cheney Do?” Atlas be shruggin’, Ashcroft be buggin’, Me and my niggaz are PETRO THUGGIN’! Who cares who dies cuz of my white lies? That blood tastes good on my Freedom Fries! I’m Big Dick Cheney Would I lie to you? Can you believe the facts That my buddies spew? Lucky Bill Bennett and spooky George Tenet Followed that Dumbo and they sure stepped in it! I baked that cake and I’ll eat it too Got my spoon in the pot full of liar’s stew I’m Big Dick Cheney I wear enormous pants When I fart in England They can smell it in France Iran and Iraq? Give ‘em both a whack! Those Afghani farmers are talkin’ smack! All these lies don’t got me scared I bought my conscience from Melvin Laird! I’m Big Dick Cheney and I’m OUT THE WAZOO! Feel free to throw the word "shizzle" in there someplace as this is a rap song. C Nelson