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To: yard_man who wrote (255029)8/11/2003 2:09:09 PM
From: ild  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 436258
 
Let's see if I understand how the world works lately..

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at
work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you
blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the
passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as
it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in
front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill
Gates... okay?