To: Rick Faurot who wrote (26395 ) 8/26/2003 12:40:25 AM From: Karen Lawrence Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 89467 After months of walking on eggshells comedians are finally taking Bush to task for his abysmal policies, lies and propaganda: President Bush's economic team is now on their " jobs and growth " bus tour all across America. I think the only job they created so far is for the guy driving the bus." Jay Leno "Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German." -- Bill Maher, on Schwarznegger running for Governor. President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all." Bill Maher President Bush is on a 35-day vacation, and before he left he had his annual physical and it turns out his cholesterol now is lower than his approval rating." David Letterman They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger." Craig Kilborn "Well, we're all excited because President Bush has started his 35-day vacation. He's down there in Crawford, Texas and on the first day of his vacation he went fishing. He didn't find any fish but he believes they're there and that his intelligence is accurate." David Letterman The White House released a videotape of President Bush meeting with his cabinet and today Iraqi officials say they believe the tape is authentic." Jay Leno "The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell?" Jay Leno "The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy " wind " ?" David Letterman "(President Bush) used his press conference to come out very strongly against gay marriage. And then he said on a personal note, he apologized if he had done anything to lead Tony Blair on." Bill Maher