To: Raymond Duray who wrote (451338 ) 9/1/2003 9:46:26 PM From: sandintoes Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769667 You don't believe that for one minute...are you really George Stephanopolis?07-13-2003 Entry: "George Stephanopolis" I woke up this morning to eat some breakfast and watch the black screen of my tv (I have no cable), but somehow I (unfortunately) discovered that if I prop the cable cord against the tv so that it is barely touching the connector... I get 1 channel. That channel is ABC. So after watching the Hour of Power we moved on to the something or other Spin with George Stephanopolis. What a fag. I've spent the last 20 minutes looking for his e-mail to let him know, but unfortunately he has no website. Makes sense seeing as though in my search I found two types of people, those who hate him (the majority), and those who worship him (and live in the bed of their trucks with conspiracy theory magazines soaked in their own urine). I also found lots of information on his "distinguished" career. All I wanted to do was insure that he knew Rumsfeld made him look like an idiot on national TV when he thought he was being clever. George: How do you explain the LONG DRAWN OUT OCCUPATION to the American people? Rumsfeld: Well George, I can't explain it. George: You CAN'T explain the long drawn out occupation to the American people? Rumsfeld: Well no... I'm not sure what you are referring to. We have been in Iraq for less than 10 weeks. We occupied Germany and Japan for years. (and still do to an extent if I might add) __________ George: OVER HALF of the American people (really just 52%) think that President Bush may have led them into a costly war. Doesn't this mean he is not doing his job as President? Rumsfeld: The PRESIDENT'S JOB is to LEAD. The President led his troops into a country where a man who had gassed and tortured his own people was in control. That man is no longer in control. What the American people perceive is ONLY what YOU tell them, YOU being the news media. When you use phrases such as LONG DRAWN OUT OCCUPATION you psychologically lead them in that direction. There is no long drawn out occupation. (George sits smugly in his chair) George: Thank you for coming Mr. Rumsfeld __________ There was a whole lot more, but it was basically just like. George says something he heard on the way to work and Rumsfeld lays him out. Anyway, I'm in love with Donald Rumsfeld now, and I have a midterm tomorrow, and I got a few drunk phone calls last night, which is why if you tried to call it was on silent, and it's 10 in the morning, I'm in my boxers, most of you are probably still sleeping, I'm going to take a shower. -Chris