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To: Lazarus Long who wrote (6279)9/10/2003 5:41:01 PM
From: SI Bob  Respond to of 26417
 
I didn't include the <g>'s because I didn't think they'd be needed. Most of that message was a good-natured ribbing.

I'm sorry I didn't forewarn you about changing your name back to what it was. Those kinds of notices likely won't become a part of my toolkit, though, because it's a rare enough event, and a lot more effort (for a busy person) than the change is worth, in addition to the lag time that can result from waiting for permission, suggestions, etc.

Bob



To: Lazarus Long who wrote (6279)9/10/2003 5:55:34 PM
From: CWolf  Respond to of 26417
 
There you go, gettin' all wheezed out about someone having a bit of fun on your account! Used to be, you was a pleasant shy engineer who kept to himself, mostly, but then you go off and git yerself hitched up and look what happened. You done got all cranky. So lighten up, ya hear!

Just be grateful you ain't from one of those hillbilly areas...

FIRST AID HILLBILLY STYLE

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a
shot of whiskey, they talk about their own moonshine
operations.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says
"Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her
head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her butt
cheek a lap with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but
I ain't never seed nobody do it!"



To: Lazarus Long who wrote (6279)9/11/2003 2:54:52 AM
From: Lazarus_Long  Respond to of 26417
 
Could be worse. YOU could be Lazarus Long 2. :-)