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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Neeka who wrote (37720)9/14/2003 2:45:55 PM
From: Chas.  Respond to of 59480
 
Some smart woman jokes:

He said.."What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said.."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

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He said.."Should we try swapping positions tonight?"

She said.."Sure, you stand by the ironing board, and I'll lay on the couch and fart.""

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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says to Man: "So you would love her."

"But God," man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

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To: Neeka who wrote (37720)9/14/2003 3:28:12 PM
From: sandintoes  Respond to of 59480
 
That will be fun! I'll think of some others also!