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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: one_less who wrote (74906)	9/16/2003 2:29:07 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 82486

Yes, this is the Diamond Health Clinic. No. Before I make an appointment I need to ascertain if it is incumbent that I disqualify myself from working with you: "Are you now or have you ever been a homosexual?" OK. Question # 2--"How long have you been a woman?" Sorry, I cannot work with you. I inevitably turn women on up to the age of 74. At 73 you fall within my guidelines for exclusion. One cannot be too careful you know. The other day a homosexual tried to avail himself of my services, but fortunately I was able to sense his sexual attraction toward me and I showed him the door. No, I only work with heterosexual men--men with broad and manly chests and well-formed limbs. None of those swishes for me. I work with well-built young men between the ages of 21 and 27--men who can hit a ball or carry the old pig-skin over the line with guys all over them. It seems I am always turning all the other kind on in spite of all my training. Even when I dress down and wear my little red shorts from that week in Jamaica...they still seem to wanna come on to me because of my sensitive fingers and my extremely refined sense of touch. Good luck with the arthritis. Have you tried red peppers or celery?