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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (261027)	9/19/2003 8:56:00 AM
From: Pogeu Mahone	Respond to of 436258

Getting in to Heaven "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again the answer was, "NO!" "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again. Once more they all answered, "NO!" "Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "then how can I get into heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!" If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)