To: Nadine Carroll who wrote (9137 ) 9/24/2003 5:53:35 AM From: LindyBill Respond to of 793757 Chechnyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk . . . By Al Kamen Washington Post Wednesday, September 24, 2003; Page A27 Our old pal Vladimir Putin, due for a visit here Friday with his buddy President Bush, chatted amiably with a dozen American journalists he'd invited down to his dacha on Saturday. Everything was going well until someone mentioned Chechnya. Putin bristled, as he often does when someone challenges him on Chechnya. (Think of Larry and Moe when Curly says "Niagara Falls," and you get the picture.) One of the reporters quoted from a speech to the Helsinki Commission last week by Steven Pifer, deputy assistant secretary of state for Europe, who condemned "deplorable violations of human rights" by Russian forces and the terrorists, and said the problem threatens U.S.-Russian relations. Russia's "conduct of counter-terrorist operations in Chechnya fuels sympathy for the extremists' cause and undermines Russia's international credibility," Pifer said. "I wouldn't like to comment on mid-level State Department officials," Putin sniffed, according to our man in Moscow, Peter Baker. "I'll let Colin [ Powell] deal with him," said Putin, a former KGB thug and now champion of democracy. "He's a pro and a very decent man. . . . But we have a proverb in Russia -- in every family there will be somebody who is ugly or retarded." (Pifer declined to comment yesterday.) Then Putin started warming up to the subject (remember Larry and Moe, "Slowly I turned, step by step"), started complaining about "double standards," and then went off on a rant about U.S. human rights abuses in Afghanistan, Iraq and Guantanamo Bay, Baker reported, and complained that U.S. officials had met with Chechen representatives, which he equated to meeting with al Qaeda figures. And this guy's an ally?...................... washingtonpost.com