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To: Maurice Winn who wrote (38988)	9/30/2003 3:28:14 AM
From: elmatador	Respond to of 74559

<<coffee>> MQ, don't listen to Jay who was trying to quit coffee in August 2002. Coffee is a herbal medicine. You know you're drinking too much coffee when... • you ski uphill. • you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. • you answer the door before people knock. • you haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. • you just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. • you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. • you sleep with your eyes open. • you have to watch videos in fast-forward. • you lick your coffeepot clean. • you've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. • your eyes stay open when you sneeze. • you chew on other people's fingernails. • you're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. • you can type sixty words per minute with your feet. • you've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. • you go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. • you walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. • you forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. • you've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. • people get dizzy just watching you. • people can test their batteries in your ears. • instant coffee takes too long. • your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. • you go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. • you're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer. • you name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar." • your thermos is on wheels. • your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position People need coffee imagine those kids gulping the black beverage and playing games over CDMA game boxes. Imagine we who build networks without coffee to keep us going under those tight deadlines or when idle trying to keep awake after a night on the pub. Coffe is part of the deal.