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To: pezz who wrote (40344)10/28/2003 1:42:52 AM
From: Snowshoe  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 74559
 
Pezz, here's one of my favorite childhood bedtime stories. It still makes my spine tingle <g>...

The Sailor and the Rare Tulip

A wealthy merchant, who prided himself not a little
on his rare tulips, received upon one occasion a very valuable consignment of merchandise from the
Levant. Intelligence of its arrival was brought him by a sailor, who presented himself for that purpose
at the counting-house, among bales of goods of every description. The merchant, to reward him for
his news, munificently made him a present of a fine red herring for his breakfast. The sailor had, it
appears, a great partiality for onions, and seeing a bulb very like an onion lying upon the counter of
this liberal trader, and thinking it, no doubt, very much out of its place among silks and velvets, he
slily seized an opportunity and slipped it into his pocket, as a relish for his herring. He got clear off
with his prize, and proceeded to the quay to eat his breakfast. Hardly was his back turned when the
merchant missed his valuable Semper Augustus, worth three thousand florins, or about 280 pounds
sterling. The whole establishment was instantly in an uproar; search was everywhere made for the
precious root, but it was not to be found. Great was the merchant's distress of mind. The search was
renewed, but again without success. At last some one thought of the sailor.

The unhappy merchant sprang into the street at the bare suggestion. His alarmed household followed
him. The sailor, simple soul! had not thought of concealment. He was found quietly sitting on a coil of
ropes, masticating the last morsel of his "onion." Little did he dream that he had been eating a
breakfast whose cost might have regaled a whole ship's crew for a twelvemonth; or, as the plundered
merchant himself expressed it, "might have sumptuously feasted the Prince of Orange and the whole
court of the Stadtholder." Anthony caused pearls to be dissolved in wine to drink the health of
Cleopatra; Sir Richard Whittington was as foolishly magnificent in an entertainment to King Henry V;
and Sir Thomas Gresham drank a diamond, dissolved in wine, to the health of Queen Elizabeth, when
she opened the Royal Exchange: but the breakfast of this roguish Dutchman was as splendid as
either. He had an advantage, too, over his wasteful predecessors: their gems did not improve the taste
or the wholesomeness of their wine, while his tulip was quite delicious with his red herring. The most
unfortunate part of the business for him was, that he remained in prison for some months, on a charge
of felony, preferred against him by the merchant.


THE TULIPOMANIA.
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